Dude’s as Deaf as a Post

My dude is deaf as a post!  Yes, I know that neither he nor the audiology consultant agree with me but I believe them both to be in denial. For the 3 years that I have been in love with this bozo, I have lived in a constant state of parrot-like speak, pause, repeat, pause, repeat,…

Why Supermums Eat Frogs

The first thing I learned with this seminar is pretty obvious; don’t expect to attend on time, a seminar on motherhood which starts at 9am.  After swearing at every car driving under 50mph for the entire 40 minute drive, I arrived at the car park at 9.15am and was met by a swarm of other…

Valentine, Where for art thou Valentine?

Well, Valentine’s Day struck again.  For the third year running I forgot the flamin day was upon me.  I wrote no cards, wrapped no presents and was blissfully oblivious of the puke-inducing heart balloons and lovey dovey mush which was all-singing and all-dancing on the High Street for the last however many weeks. I mean…

Poor Poorly Babies

What an evil month my poor babies have had!  Health issues have been at the forefront for both of them lately and I have to admit, I am shattered from nursing them! Lets start with the onslaught of head lice which have been vehemently attempting to suck my little girl’s brain out through her scalp…