The Abba Do …& Dont Do

This year our works Christmas do was an Abba themed party at the Talardy Park Hotel.  Promises of good food, great atmosphere and dodgy dancing were delivered.  What I can remember of the night was fab; it’s what I can’t remember that worries me. When a themed ‘do’ was suggested all the girls were really…

I Carried A Watermelon

The other day I caught my friend acting oddly. Every other minute she seemed to grimace, shake her bonce and then head butt the air between herself and her computer screen.  I waited for her to volunteer a reason and when it became obvious that this was not forthcoming I simply had to ask “Yo…