I do – haha

Holy Poo – I did it! I honestly never believed (or wanted) to do it again, it had kicked my arse before, I’d seen it kick the arse of others and no way did I, or my fella, plan to EVER do it again! But did it we did. Romantic, Risky, Stupid, Hopeful, Practical, Loved…

Saying Yes to that Dress

“Oh Wow” so far has been the reaction of those who have had a preview of my wedding dress.  “It’s not what I expected you to choose” is the next exclamation of literally every. single. woman following the “Oh Wow”.  When I have asked them why they are surprised by my choice, they have all…

Dead Bones & Dickhead Dancing

Don’t ask me how I have dead bones – I have absolutely no idea!  So far, it’s just in my knees although the knock on effect makes me feel like my entire skeleton is fecked and I am one fall away from a mobility scooter.  The reality is probably more like, I am one fall…

Beardember & The Elf n Safety

My man has a neon pink beard.  He and his beard are taking me out for New Years Eve revelry tonight.  I will be wearing a stunning full length, gold sequin, sexy gown with gorgeous gold shoes and my hubby will be wearing ….well, lets be honest, who the heck is going to notice what he’s wearing?…

Living with My Veteran in Civvy Street

Hubby of mine is a Veteran. A former Sergeant Major in the 22nd Cheshire Regiment. He still retains so many of his army ethics and like many families of ex-squaddies I’m sure, his ethics drive me and the kids bloody crackers! The kids and I have happily maintained a ‘fly-by-the-seat-of-yer-pants’ approach for years; until my man…