Trials of CBD Oil

“CBD Oil is not drugs Mum” my son recently informed me.  My eyebrows were still in my hairline as he had reeled off a thorough understanding of cannabis, its recreational uses, its medical uses, which part of the plant does what, which medical journals advocate its uses, where to buy it, how much it costs,…

Consultant Moose and my Sexy Specs

So, whadda ya think?  These are my new specs.  I have near perfect eyesight, but I spent £120 on these specs and I’m really hoping they are worth it! A few blog posts ago, you may have read my musing on Amitriptyline and how just ten poxy milligrams were making my face fall off, but…

Dead Bones & Dickhead Dancing

Don’t ask me how I have dead bones – I have absolutely no idea!  So far, it’s just in my knees although the knock on effect makes me feel like my entire skeleton is fecked and I am one fall away from a mobility scooter.  The reality is probably more like, I am one fall…

Death by Cheesecake – Literally

So a few months back, I was stupid.  I played chicken with a cheesecake and lost. I thought that ordering a cheesecake, knowing full well that I am allergic to dairy and wheat, was risky, but I weighed up the options as I sat alone in the pub / restaurant / my office watching other…

Catheters – Up Yours!

‘Elegant’ title to this post I know!  Is there anything remotely elegant when it comes to catheters though? Yes, I know as I write this that all those blokes who have been searching the keyword ‘blonde’ found me and sent ‘hey, can we talk’ direct messages, will take one look at this post title and…

My Arthritic, Old Lady Knees

I have osteoarthritis in both knees.  I walk like Kermit the Frog. Yes, I am in pain a lot but as I am a girl, I have bigger gripes than Pain… and that’s Shoes! Getting a bit tall to be walking stick substitutes now I have been stuck in poxy flat shoes for a year…