Consultant Moose and my Sexy Specs

So, whadda ya think?  These are my new specs.  I have near perfect eyesight, but I spent £120 on these specs and I’m really hoping they are worth it! A few blog posts ago, you may have read my musing on Amitriptyline and how just ten poxy milligrams were making my face fall off, but…

Dead Bones & Dickhead Dancing

Don’t ask me how I have dead bones – I have absolutely no idea!  So far, it’s just in my knees although the knock on effect makes me feel like my entire skeleton is fecked and I am one fall away from a mobility scooter.  The reality is probably more like, I am one fall…

Catheters – Up Yours!

‘Elegant’ title to this post I know!  Is there anything remotely elegant when it comes to catheters though? Yes, I know as I write this that all those blokes who have been searching the keyword ‘blonde’ found me and sent ‘hey, can we talk’ direct messages, will take one look at this post title and…

Cystitis – Myths, Medications & Me

“Its like peeing razor blades”!  That’s the response people get from me when they are stupid enough to ask me “What does the pain feel like”?  The wincing look on their faces, post-inquisition, pees me off too!  As I sink a dollop of bicarbonate of soda into a ice cold glass of water, their faces immediately…

Thoughts of Therapy

Counselling is often considered self indulgent attention seeking but I don’t agree.  We think nothing of seeking medical advice to heal our physical bodies; surely we should take as much care with our emotional well-being.  Admitting that I needed help is probably one of the best things I ever did and I feel no shame…