Dead Bones & Dickhead Dancing

Don’t ask me how I have dead bones – I have absolutely no idea!  So far, it’s just in my knees although the knock on effect makes me feel like my entire skeleton is fecked and I am one fall away from a mobility scooter.  The reality is probably more like, I am one fall…

Death by Cheesecake – Literally

So a few months back, I was stupid.  I played chicken with a cheesecake and lost. I thought that ordering a cheesecake, knowing full well that I am allergic to dairy and wheat, was risky, but I weighed up the options as I sat alone in the pub / restaurant / my office watching other…

Welcome to my newly re-launched Blog

“Where have I been” you ask? Well, did you miss me?  Did you even notice I’d gone?  As much as I’d love to step out on a stage, open my arms wide and scream “I’m Baaaaack” to thousands of adoring fans / readers / followers / stalkers before dropping the mic and throwing kisses to…

Beardember & The Elf n Safety

My man has a neon pink beard.  He and his beard are taking me out for New Years Eve revelry tonight.  I will be wearing a stunning full length, gold sequin, sexy gown with gorgeous gold shoes and my hubby will be wearing ….well, lets be honest, who the heck is going to notice what he’s wearing?…

Living with My Veteran in Civvy Street

Hubby of mine is a Veteran. A former Sergeant Major in the 22nd Cheshire Regiment. He still retains so many of his army ethics and like many families of ex-squaddies I’m sure, his ethics drive me and the kids bloody crackers! The kids and I have happily maintained a ‘fly-by-the-seat-of-yer-pants’ approach for years; until my man…